America Endures Another Mass Shooting & Jaboukie Explains Why Guns Are Gay | The Daily Show


Guns in America. Over the weekend, after yet
another deadly mass shooting, the question once again
on everyone’s minds was, “Is there anything
that could have prevented this?” Now usually the answer to that
question is complicated. But in the case of the Odessa
shooter, it’s pretty obvious. New details of the deadly
mass shooting in Odessa, Texas. Officials revealing now, the gunman evaded
a federal background check to get the firearm
he used in the rampage. The gunman who killed seven
people and injured more than 20 bought the gun he used from a private seller,
not a licensed dealer. Authorities in Texas have said the gunmen failed
a gun background check in 2014. And tonight, several
law enforcement officials tell NBC News that’s because he had a disqualifying
mental health issue. But a private sale does not
require a background check. Okay, this is just
ridiculous, people. If you fail a background check
in America, you can just go buy a gun
from a private seller who doesn’t have
to do a background check? That doesn’t make any sense. Can you imagine if they had that loophole
at the airport, huh? The TSA agent is like, “All right,
step into the machine, put your hands over your head.” And you’re like,
“Actually, I got my ticket
from a private seller.” The TSA agent’s like,
“Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Well, in that case,
go through, go through, yeah.” I mean, the solution
to this problem is simple– universal background checks. And it’s not a fringe idea. 93% of Americans support
universal background checks. 93%. You know how high that is? I don’t even remember
the last time my phone battery was at 93%. But because
the president avoids gun control like it’s his other daughter, universe background checks
are stalled in the Senate. Luckily, though, while the White House is
thinking about other measures, they have this proposal
to stop mass shootings. The White House is working
with the Justice Department on a new death penalty bill. The White House wants
to expedite the death penalty for people who are found guilty of committing these kinds
of mass shootings. And today, the vice president’s
chief of staff confirmed
that the Department of Justice has drafted legislation
that would do just that. NOAH:
Okay, I’m-I’m not sure that the death penalty
is the right response. I mean, half the time, mass shooters have
already written a manifesto about how they can’t wait to die
for their delusional cause. In fact, if you really want
to deter them, there should actually be a law
that if you’re caught, you have to read your manifesto
live at the Apollo. Yeah. That would deter people. It’s like, some kid
on stage is like, (high-pitched): “And that’s why
I believe, uh, the white race “to be, um…
superior and, uh… Oh. Oh, boy,
this was a huge mistake.” (laughter) (applause and cheering) So… while the Trump administration
is dragging its feet on real solutions
to gun violence, action is being taken
by America’s real leaders– the corporations. In the wake
of the mass shootings and growing pressure to act,
the nation’s largest retailer, Walmart,
has announced big changes when it comes to the sale
of guns and ammunition. MAN: Now the retail giant
is talking steps it hopes will curb
gun violence– halting the sale of ammunition
that can be used in large-capacity clips
and military-style weapons, stopping the sale
of handgun ammo and ending all handgun sales
in Alaska, the last state
where it still sells them. Another big change– Walmart
and the grocery giant Kroger now asking customers
in Open Carry states, please do not bring
your weapons into their stores. That’s right. Walmart won’t sell many kinds
of ammunition anymore. And they don’t want your guns…
inside the store. (applause and cheering) Yeah. So from now on,
people who go to Walmart are just gonna have to tie their
guns up outside like a dog. You know? Just be like,
“Who’s a good guy? “Who’s a good guy? The A-R stands for
Adorable Rifle, yes, it does.” For more on the latest push
for gun control, we’re joined now by our
senior gun safety correspondent, Jaboukie Young-White, everybody! (cheering, applause) Trevor. Jaboukie… clearly, Americans
can’t count on the government to take gun control seriously,
so what can be done to address gun violence? Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor,
you silly little bitch. -(laughter)
-We don’t need gun control. We just need to decrease
gun ownership. Okay, but how do you decrease
gun ownership without gun control laws? Easy, Trevor.
We just need to make guns… gay. -(bells tinkling)
-(laughter) (cheering, applause) Okay, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I-I don’t understand. As far as I know, guns
don’t have a sexual orientation. Well, not at the moment,
Trevor, not yet. But I just read this study
that says a lot of straight men don’t recycle
because they’re worried it makes them look gay. So we just need to harness
that same toxic masculinity and just direct it toward guns. You know, sweet, gay guns. (laughter) But how do you get guns
to seem gay? Well, I mean,
’cause guns are gay. Like, right off the bat,
guns are what? Long. Hard.
The best ones are black. -And…
-(laughter) (cheering, applause) And where do people keep
their guns, Trevor? -In the closet.
-(laughter) You know,
I get what you’re trying to do, but for Americans
who own firearms, guns aren’t just, like, guns. It’s a community of masculine
hunters and freedom fighters. Yeah, and we need to point out
how gay that sounds. Like, the right to bear arms. I love bare arms, too. (laughter) You’re gonna have to pry me
from his cold, dead hands. You know what I’m saying?
That’s safety right there. And even the names
of gun laws sound gay. Concealed Carry? That’s, like,
every user name on Grindr. (laughter) The law might as well be called
Ass Breaker 37. -(laughter)
-You know? And Stand Your Ground? That sounds like
a Kelly Clarkson gay anthem. ♪ I’m gonna stand my ground ♪ ♪ Because I’m out and proud. ♪ Like, it works. -Okay, okay. No, you know what?
-It works. -(cheering)
-Yeah. -It works. It works. I think…
I think I understand your plan. Like, you’re gonna make it…
you’re gonna make guns gay, so then straight men
won’t want them anymore, so they’re gonna give the guns
to gay people, and then the gay people
are gonna hand them over -to the government.
-Mm, no, no, no, no, no, no. Gay people keep the guns,
and then we run the country. You know what I’m saying? ♪ I’m gonna stand my ground… ♪ Jaboukie Young-White, everybody!

100 thoughts on “America Endures Another Mass Shooting & Jaboukie Explains Why Guns Are Gay | The Daily Show

  • I disagree with literally every opinion stated in this video. But I support the fact that you are free to state your beliefs and opinion.

    p.s who the Fu*k is the a*shole that ties his dog outside of Walmart!?

  • This whole skit was cringy as fuckkkkk 😖😖😣😣 when an armed dickhead breaks in to your crib just tell him guns are gay ya ok ROGER THAT bullshit

  • 1: Wal-Mart is only asking you not carry your gun open in their store. I conceal mine.
    2: I don't need Wal-Mart to sell handgun ammo. I buy mine online anyways.

    Doing all that is only making you lose money. Taking guns away ain't gonna stop mass shootings.

  • I'm pretty sure that the person that shot that Walmart up didn't give AF about weather Walmart allowed open carry in their store. Gun ownership is a right not a privilege communist f***.

  • People who sell guns privately to crazy people should be held accountable. I didn’t used to think this way. The Libertarian side of me would have been appalled. But considering the amount of newly minted wack jobs, it seams like the right thing to do. I have even sold a gun myself years ago. I would never do that again.

  • Walmarts now not letting people carry guns in their store? So people in the US do that? Lol thats some wild, wild west bullshit lol

  • So for ppl who are pro guns agree that ppl with mental illness are causing mass shooting. (Please stop blaming us! We dont want to hurt anyone but ourselves.)
    Also this would mean universal health care would help the mentally ill get the help they need (and want!)
    But no another death penalty law.

  • My guns are gay, they literally get loaded, warmed up, and poke as many brown holes as they can. Cum at me bro. Progun, progay, proweed, pro choice, all around Humanitarian with a gun. Posted from a mud hut in Ghana where I work with the mentally handicapped and deaf students along with building beekeeping houses. Totally believe in peace and freedom. I think more of us gunowners should say that. Don’t come for my guns, I did nothing wrong, but background checks are a must, no registration but prove you’re not an evil asshole with an AR-15. Peace!

  • Chabookie? What kind of name is that? Toss some scrabble tiles in the air and see what comes out? Be responsible with your kids names people

  • Death penalty is too late. They would have already caused the terror at the point, and so many die during the rampage. REGULATION please

  • Jaboukie, I seriously think u should just start a coalition of black, male gun owners. THEN the government will wanna regulate the SHIT outta guns. #MulfordAct

  • Just pass an arbitrary law requiring each sale to have a pre-requisite one hour screening of hardcore interracial gay porn with a test at the end. They’ll have to decide whether they actually love guns or hate minorities more, and ultimately we’ll be further along as a society because of it. Like yea maybe these retards will still openly talk about stockpiling weapons in case they need to overthrow the government but they won’t lose their shit if they see two guys holding hands at the firing range, which is incidentally the perfect name for a chain of gay leather clubs.

  • Clearly, a lot of ”masculine” things sound gay
    Cowboys:
    ”Ride” horses
    Spend time alone with together or with their guns
    Guns:
    ”Long, hard, and the best ones are black”
    Jaboukie Young-White 2019
    The Navy:
    Lookup gay submarine recruitment poster
    Do I really need to explain why a bunch of shirtless men on a boat alone at sea is gay
    Their called seamen for crying out loud
    #MakeGunsGay2020

  • Johannesburg, South Africa –
    NEW ZEALAND: banned all big military style automatic weapons and tightened the laws 4 gun access, all after only 1 mass shooting.

    AMERICA: Still twinkling their fingers after countless mass shootings and hundreds dead

    #americandream

  • The government won't lock up white people. If the shooter was black, mexican, they would have use a Rico act to lock up everybody.

  • Two dudes, just blowin their boomstick payloads all over each other, until they run out, and can't clap anymore. Then the third dude, big Tex comes in, cocking his long gun, ready to drill both of them weary dudes, and really lay down the law. They can drain big Tex's swamp dry then, until he boot scoots his ten gallon ass, right over the new fourth dude's big bazooka.

  • Did anyone else notice he said: "America's real leaders… the corportations"… If we are looking to our corporations as real leaders, then that is our first mistake.

  • Jabouki has come a long way since losing speech tournaments in the south suburbs of Chicago to the team from Homewood-Flossmoor. I’m proud of him.

    GO VIKINGS, BITCHEZZZ!!!!

  • An NRA members solution to Walmart would be to give the elderly employee that greets customers a semiautomatic. Anyhow, hopefully some of the victims of the latest mass shootings were gun cultists.

  • MY SUGGESTION FOR GUN CONTROL IS THREE FOLD…..(1) IN DEPTH BACKGROUND & SOCIAL CREDIT CHECKS. (2) PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATIONS..(3) DUAL REGISTRY …HAVING TWO PARTIES ON REGISTRATION WITH A CODE ( AS NEEDED TO LAUNCH MISSILES ) IN ORDER TO SHOOT A FIREARM. THE GUN WILL NOT WORK UNLESS BOTH CODES ARE USED, LIKE A BUDDY SYSTEM, WHERE BY BOTH PARTIES WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. CRIME HAS NO RACE, AND THE BULLETS HAVE NO NAME……………..HOLLER

  • Dude guns are gay because most gun violence victims are men. If you kill someone with a gun, you are penetrating them. Therefore guns make you gay.

  • I can't even explein how ridiculous it all sounds for a non-American. Like, from my understanding Walmart is like a grocery store and you can just… buy guns there? And they only now asking you to please not bring guns to their stores? It sounds just fake to me. I don't even know where would you go to buy a gun in my country, but i know for sure you need a fucking permit. And here I can just walk into Walmart and..? Damn, good luck America, seams like you all gonna need that

  • IN MY LAST SUGGESTION YOUR NEXT QUESTION WILL BE .. WHICH I DIDN'T INCLUDED AND I'M VERY SORRY AND I DEEPLY SLAP MY OWN FACE FOR IT ( MORE TIMES THEN YOU THINK YOU CAN ) THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION YOU MAY BE THINKING IS??? WHAT IF IT WERE A SITUATION OF FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE….STAND YOUR GROUND RIGHT……..ROBBERY………PROTECTION……….KIDNAPPING…..ASSAULTS……..RAPE………AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT WOULD ENTAIL YOUR SURVIVAL. TO ACCOMMODATE THIS IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE…THERE WOULD BE A CAMERA WICH WOULD AUTOMATICALLY INITIATE THE OTHER CODE . SOMETHING LIKE THE POLICE CAMERAS ON THEIR UNIFORMS. OR LIKE THOSE SPY PENS CAMERA TYPE. A CAMERA THAT WOULD BE APPROPIATE AND PROPORTIONED TO THE CALIBER OF THE GUN. IT WOULD ALSO RECORDED THE ACT. AS A FAIL SAFE THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN WHEN THE OTHER IS NOTIFIED BY A KEY CHAIN THAT WILL SEE THE SITUATION IN REAL TIME…….YOU MAY MAKE OTHER SCENARIOS BUT WHATEVER THEY M AYBE MODIFY ACCORDINGLY I'M OPEN…..ARE YOU????…………….HOLLER

  • Walmart has little power when it comes to guns in Alaska. Take it from a Alaskan I can name at least three other stores in my area that sell guns

  • why are yiu call them white Supremacers
    – want one white race
    – use guns and other violence to standin there point
    – militarize him self and there family (drill etc.)
    we call them Narzis in Germany

  • I don't believe the 93% statistic for universal background checks… not that I think every jerk-off with a small man complex needs to be locked and loaded for revenge, it's just that it sounds like a bullshit statistic. I say that in part based on personal observation of how many people flock to gun shops every time a new law is about to go into effect… and that observation comes from the "liberal stronghold" of Seattle. Not a gun owner myself, but even around here it's pretty difficult not to know at least a few. I don't think that good legislation needs bullshit statistics to convince people. Curious where that number came from.

  • We sure do love being lectured by liberals about everything. We need moral guidelines. Unless your a rapist or racist who run states or your an illegal immigrant murderer people with guns

  • I know this is an American show, but why don't you use your platform to talk about the xenophobic attacks in South Africa and the gender based violence against our women in South Africa???

  • I’m the first one that would love to kill this stupid mass killers but the solution to mass shootings is to still let them happen and kill the shooter too?!? WTF America?!?

  • I can't imagine thinking there is anyone around me with a gun. I would be so scared! Now is like a few people at all, mostly police.

  • I'm glad Trevor mentioned that a lot of mass shooters want to die. Might as well give suicide bombers the death penalty too. That'll be just as effective.

  • Walmart wont let me bring my open carry gun into the store!? I'm a responsible gun owner who follows the law! I'll just hide it"
    That's literally breaking the law…… moron

  • Good thought , but todays guns if you made them gay it won stop ppl from owning guns.

    It would be Considered a custom gun, art work.

    A pain black gun might scare ppl away . add colors and Decorations and no one will run away.

    Ppl would walk up to the gun owner and ask to see the Custom weapon then that's when the gun owner would fire and kill the crowed that wanted to see the gun .

    Like a bug Attracted to light.

    OR
    Making guns gay might become a Fashion trend, then you will see everyone at Walmart strap with a Rifle

    "Hey!!!!!!!! Check out my AR-15 "

  • Trevor is fixated with the colour of skin. It's always a white guy acting stupid or racist. If it was the other way round everyone would call him a racist.

  • Let’s all stand with the students until all NRA and all weapons manufacturer money is forever out of buying off our democracy (among other changes)! As long as our system allows our politicians to personally profit from every gun sold and every bomb sold or dropped, mass shootings, terrorism & wars & will be inevitable. #getALLmoneyOut

  • jibouki in greek is BJ 🙂 Anyway an advanced society does not need guns. They should stop selling them. You will see that killings and crime will be eliminated or at least shrink.

  • in florida, and probably some other states, you can LEGALLY buy firearms im garage sales and flea markets with no questions asked.

  • I'm just gonna say what a great comedian said in his stand up but just wanna add little more
    ' every able-bodied black people and brown people must register for legal-firearm some of them are immigrants or Muslims that's just cherry on cake
    Guns will be banned in America in days '

  • Wait a sec… You could buy ammunition at Walmart??? Well, as I understand not anymore now but still. You could buy AMMUNITION at a common Supermarket???

  • Death penalty is a good idea to put fear in gun owners selling them to just anybody or ppl who are irresponsible letting their kid get to it in the home….until the goverment starts putting innocent ppl who they can connect to a crime ''they'' commited…..fuck ppl

  • freedom fighting = people believe a handgun will take a fighter helicopter or attack drone out of the sky??? and that downing just 1 will have no consequence except immediate victory?? really?

  • oooor you could just get rid of guns anyways. Its a sad and meanwhile annyoing excuse to read and hear people shouting out that they need guns to protect themself.. No you dont! Only Police, Guards and Military should have firearms.. its weird that it works everywhere in Europe and Asia but the States NEEDS them to protect themself.. ffs wake up you ignorant pack

  • it makes sense that they would not do a background check I mean there a private seller it's basically a simple as exchanging cash for a gun

  • Jabpukie is fucking retarded he's only on the show for the sensitive gay millennial community. Atleast Conan is entertaining. This kid is the equivalent of a dull stoner conversation with an uneducated 19 year old with opinions

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