What are you taping? I’m just… taping how many people are here Glenn Beck’s here It’s a big event today. It is. Patriot Americans who love our country and want it to flourish. MIC CHECK! WE ARE OCCUPY TALLAHASSEE! GLENN BECK! YOU ARE A VULGAR PROPAGANDIST! A RABID XENOPHOBE! (Boos from crowd) A WANTON RACIST! YOU DUBIOUSLY LIE! YOU HAVE ADMITTED YOUR MEDIA COMPANY IS ONLY A QUOTE “ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY”! AND THAT YOU DON’T QUOTE “GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE POLITICAL PROCESS”!! (female cop) Out! (crazed beck fan) Bye go home to Mommy! Go home to your mommy! (me) Hey come on! Your mommy wants you to call! You’re being escorted out! (me) Alright lay off! (male voice) Get outta here losers! (continuing with script)
YOU REPEATEDLY INSIST! THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! HOWEVER YOU’VE BEEN CITED SAYING THAT YOU’D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT NOT TO NOTICE THE TEMPERATURE IS CHANGING! (female voice) Go call your mom! (from behind)
YOU REPEATEDLY INSIST THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! HOWEVER YOU HAVE BEEN CITED SAYING QUOTE! “YOU’D HAVE T… (male cop) Make way! …THAT THE TEMPERATURE IS CHANGING!” (from back of store)
MIC CHECK! (male cop) They’re all over the store. (repeating global warming rant) Glenn beck you are a tool! Of the one percent! Which is accumulating all of the wealth in our country! (Beck supporters chanting)
We love Glenn!
We love Glenn! (continuing with script)
WE ARE PEACEFUL ACTIVISTS NOT THE TERRORISTS YOU HAVE PORTRAYED WITHIN YOUR VINDICTIVE FICTION WE ARE NOT POINTLESS (male cop) Ma’am, step aside please. (guy) Hey, he can read! (lady) Cheat sheet! Cheat sheet! …HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT NOT TO NOTICE THE TEMPERATURE CHANGING!” (repeat) (guy) It’s getting colder! (other guy) Go to work! WE ARE PEACEFUL ACTIVISTS! WE ARE OCCUPY! WE ARE NOT BASELESS! POINTLESS! (crazed beck fan) Get a job! OR WITHOUT DIRECTION! Get a job!
Are you gonna get a job today?! WE CARE ABOUT HUMANITY,
INCLUDING ALL OF YOU IN THIS STORE! WE SPEAK UP FOR EVERYONE’S RIGHTS! WE ARE THE 99%! Call your mommy! Ask her for money! THESE PEOPLE ARE THE 99%! JOIN US! THE PEOPLE! UNITED! WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED! THE PEOPLE! UNITED! WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED! (chant continues) (crazed beck lady) Where’s the rest of ya?! I count six! I have seven! A whole seven! Glenn Beck stands for a police state, secret prisons, and occupations! All around the world! If you believed in the Constitution, this would be the LAST man you’d look up to! Have you ever even heard what Obama says about the Constitution? What the hell does it have to do with Obama? We have a right to go in there and get a book signed without you guys interrupting us. That is a private corporation. Nothing infringed upon you getting that book signed. Oh absolutely, you guys did. If you wanted to get your book signed so badly, you wouldn’t be out here talking to us. (from behind)
Let’s go, let’s go! Here, take a flyer and come talk to us later. Listen, check this out. I gotta flyer, too. Look at this. We’re trying to get the Constitution into the hands of America. So you’re gonna give it to people at Glenn Beck’s book signings? Is that how you believe the Constitution will come back to Americans? (guard) Ya’ll the ones who got chased out of Barnes and Noble? Yes sir. Ya’ll need to leave the property. Aye Aye, sir. (girl) Do you guys have flyers? Give him a flyer. (indecipherable) The dude in the blue shirt wants a flyer. We’re out of flyers. Come out to the Gaines Street Commons and you can talk to us whenever you want. SUBS BY ANOMYK