Phone Vlog #6: Freedom Post Campaign

So, it saids in Freedom Wall, we are gathering our own election campaign. So, let’s start with this post from this… you know. Okay, so let me clear my voice and act as a boy. So, since it’s boy, none ever after. “If I win in this Elechon 2019, I will make a law that all the meal of all people in the Philippines is Milo and I thank chu—” “Please vote me on the Senate…” HOW DARE YOU! Bla, bla, bla bla… Number— Uh… what is i— four, five six, seven— “Number nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine in the ballot…” “If ever I will lose for being a senator candidate, all of you living here in the Philippines are being ki—” *Technical Difficulties…* “As much as you love me please vote for me as your senator so that I will not kill yo—” Bla, bla, bla, bla… “Kind to all people, if lost, is a kill—” DON’T YOU STOP?! Nice, nice, nice, nice… “What do you want with getting paid?” P1: Uhhh….? Justt that.
P2: Excuse me who is he?
P3: HEY I KNOW HIM!! Guesses right, shocked people, because this person who will run for the Mayor in our city has no other goals than to eat. “In running as mayor in our city please give me food so that I can eat properly because you know—” “At your service, who didn’t stop eating—” “My platform is not for you all, this is for me understood? THIS IS FOR US THAT I WILL BECOME A CITY SO…” “…support me despite you guys have nothing to eat, just number 12436597 in the ballot…” “…Remember my face that looks like Mr Bean, the Mr. Bean of Lapu-Lapu City,—”

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