Types of People on Their Birthdays



Wow look at that gross pimple I'm just do the hole right like this what everyone is it you're also a woman what rewards girls super mag um shout it's cheaper night we gonna party like it's your birthday some people love them some people hate him but we all got him if you don't you're that straight up some x-files ish Emma dating myself honestly I'd be honored today myself gay I'm a goddamn cat what's this video bomb type some people on their birthday pay attention my daughter's looking at me like what the f are you doing mama making you some coin boy thank you number one the birthday weekend warrior stop humping my leg stop stop stop fine driver now these are the most common types of birthday urged birthday e's birthday x mmm maggots these people rage all weekend long and expect you to do the same okay girls listen up at eleven e and we have my birthday rooftop brunch and then at 1:00 p.m. we have birthday facials and massages which is perfect because we'll be relaxed enough for 5:00 p.m. which is my birthday skydive Rachel you have to jump this time we'll top it all off with a quick flight to Vegas which brings me to tomorrow for a birthday dinner remember if they seance and my surprise birthday party got it great get your credit cards ready and break oh yeah yeah I'll just sell my car and quit my job to celebrate your birthday why Tom are you don't aren't the iPad periods that lasts less time than your birthday celebration and they have a heavy flow yeah I can tell to be one of those videos where I act crazy just get ya number two the birthday month monster were definitely neglected as children because they just crave attention and celebrate their birthday for an entire month and don't be confused it's a party for one okay not even like their friends are going up looking like y'all y'all y'all it's your birthday coming up so no no no it's just them reminding everyone in their path that once upon a time they were born somebody gave this personal cookie for such a unique achievement I will take the veggie burger with brussel sprouts actually know what make it fries you know what what the hell make it a large it's never doing I'm sorry officer I know the light was red but to be fair it is my birthday month so ma'am can you massage my feet it's my birthday month it's called a birthday not a birth month okay if you celebrate half of your birthday in the fall and the other half in winter you need to combat number three now even though I just spent the past couple minutes complaining about people that celebrate their birthday too much it's also annoying when you come across someone who doesn't mention it at all that's only one out of a gazillion spermy so I may hit the jackpot at least have a cupcake about it don't just sit there and let us treat you like a normal non birthday present you need to make these things clear okay so I can yell at you tomorrow like a considerate human being it's your fault I'm rude I texted you this morning you don't reply I'm sorry I must have missed it I can't well I need a ride to work okay I'll give you a ride tomorrow oh okay well write tomorrow it's not me today now does it okay I'm sad with anything look today's the day f it you're a bad friend I'm sorry I'll try to be better whatever your birthday thanks dude yo Jake hey happy birthday bro you see I got you there it was June 2nd come on it's March this month is March before the halfway birthday you ever hear someone say some dumb crap like there's only six more months of my birthday oh okay should I give you half a hug and give half a damn is a long time I'm just like anything could happen in six months I don't want to brag about you couldn't die I'm just faking or you hear someone say something like oh yeah I'm 22 and a half can't be friends with someone who voluntarily does fractions we doing halves now it don't make no bloody sense okay it's even your birthday over it's not number five the bay day celebration the person that you know just F it's self-explanatory score skips somebody's birthday's coming up what are you gonna do I'm going to dinner with Maci okay well what about the night before Macey and I are going to the movies hey hey what about the weekend visiting Macy's parents okay maybe feel justice you're sure cool whatever Macy's hi hello other people existed would like to celebrate your existence too and some be honest if you don't have a birthday party keep my insta stories we're moving hella dry how else am I supposed to take that video with music playing and us looking all hoggers looking into the camera like well you think that happens on a regular day that's not someone's birthday in my room oh no like I know you want that bird 36 birth sick but if you like there's like nine other birthday songs you're completely forgetting about not to mention I like cake I don't want cake okay okay okay wait wait that's also about sex no cake is cake sex now is is everything just sex cake cake is a cake is cake sex it takes sex yo did you like this video well let me know by giving me a thumbs up and share this video with someone who has a birthday coming up and be like this this this new by the way last video right over there second vlog channel there make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday Thursday and yah you to be there one love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop stop humping my leg actually sy

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