What’s this? It’s from our bank. They send these out so you can imagine what
a great rate would be like. Whoa…oh, that is a great rate! I can almost reach it. *crashing sounds, wood splintering* Raking in the money! Raking in the money! *glass shattering* Now
we can afford those karate classes! Yes!! Whoa…that felt so real! Don’t imagine a great rate. Get one. Drop in to Lake City Bank today.