Happy world egg day buddy. Someone will love you soon. What is this? Liberty Mutual is spreading the good word about World
Egg Day. Big old eggs, you know what I mean? …Emu eggs? Yeah that’s right. I just found out that emus laid eggs.
I thought they had like, uh, one of those pouches like a kangaroo… Have you ever
smelled an emu egg? No… I have a cold. Well… it won’t get sick. You’re gonna need
a bigger pan. I would think so. Uh, I cook them fried, you know? In a… in a hubcap. Don’t make a frittata with these. Frittatas are gross. Hey, can you gimme, gimme an egg pound? I don’t need anyone to pound me. I can pound myself. [Bleep] Ooooh [Laughs] My record is 15 in one day. In one
sitting! When I say sitting, I mean I ate them and
then I sort of sat there for a really long time afterwards. How does it feel? Cold…
Well they’ve been refrigerated. [Crack] Um… Could you get somebody at the register
to charge you for that? I don’t think it’ll fit! Yeah, I think it’ll fit if you just force it… Look me in the egg whites in my eyes Okay… No frittatas. Scout’s honor. Thank you. [Spits] Happy World Egg Day.