I’m Zed Necrodopolous,
and life is good.I united humans and zombies,
captain of the football team,I’ve got the world’s
greatest girlfriend,–and everyone loves me.
– What?–Almost everyone.
– ( howling )So am I worried
about some werewolvesshowing up to Seabrook?That dog just ate my homework!They’re harmless.
Plus, I’ve got bigger plans.I am running for president! ( chanting )
Zed, Zed, Zed, Zed!And no were-whatevers
are going to change that.– ( howling )